Ariel (Dean Friedman) Way on the other side of the Hudson Deep in the bosom of suburbia, I met a young girl, she sang mighty fine, Tears on My Pillow and Ave Maria. Standing by the waterfall in Paramas Park, She was working for the Friends of B-A-I. She was collecting quarters in a paper cup, She was looking for change, and so was I. She was a Jewish girl, I fell in love with her She wrote her number on the back of my hand. I called her up, I was all out of breath, I said, Come hear me play in my rock and roll band. I took a shower and I put on my best blue jeans, I picked her up in my new VW van. She wore a peasant blouse with nothing underneath, I said, Hi, and she said, Yeah, I guess I am. Ariel, (Ar-ar-ari-el) Ariel. We had a little time, we were real hungry, We went to Dairy Queen for something to eat. She had some onion rings, she had a pickle, She forgot to tell me that she didn't eat meat. I had a gig at the American Legion Hall, It was a dance for the Volunteer Ambulance Corp. She was sitting in a corner against the wall, She would smile, and I melted all over the floor. Ariel, (Ar-ar-ari-el) Ariel. I took her home with me, we watched some T.V., Annette Funnicello and some guy going steady. I started fooling around with the vertical hold, We got the munchies and I made some spaghetti. We sat and we talked into the night, While channel 2 was signing off the air. I found the softness of her mouth, We made love to bombs bursting in air. Ariel, (Ar-ar-ari-el) Ariel. Ariel, (Ar-ar-ari-el) Ariel.More Lyrics